Superpowerful and hungry

Day 19 of #Janblogaday: Superpowers. If I could have any superpower, what would it be? EASYYYY PEASYYY — that I could eat as much as I want with zero consequences, and (the clincher) that I could actually designate one food a day to be a…

The shoe horoscope

Ladee da da… it’s day 7 of January blog a day… and that means… shoes. I always wanted to be a horoscope writer… today’s that day. KEY: Your shoe sign is the shoe type you most frequently wear (not the necessarily the type you most frequently…

Can Kris Jenner make you more adventurous…?

Update: Katherine Bach’s automated emails are persistent. I’ve received three more since this first one urging me to try out some Zestra. Still not giving in…. *     * I received the following email today…. It got me thinking a lot about how some people have…

Olympians: They’re so hot right now

Because I’m certain the hus and I would’ve made for much better commentators for the opening ceremony…. (Sound bites of our Olympic commentary… in no particular order) Me: Why are Olympians so hot? Like can’t they leave anything for the rest of us? …THAT’S DAVID…

Fifty people forbidden from Fifty Shades of Grey

It’s tough times to be a book. Fifty shades of tough. Also equally as tough times to be a new bookie — that is you’ve decided to start feeding your brain a little more than your thighs since the opposite has been true since about…

You know you’re a social media junkie when…

Typically the word junkie is used to describe someone who has a special addiction, consumed by a substance in such a way that aspects of their life actually suffer as they satisfy their addiction:  one who would rather buy drugs then take care of responsibilities…