I’ll just focus on dinner

Today is one of those strange days on the web (ha! understatement of the century). It’s World Humanitarian Day, and also National Potato Day — which means we are celebrating dedicated aid workers whose heroic acts of every day bravery make our world a better place. And…

In which I reality-check you hard (in my head)

After thinking this post over in my head before writing it, it’s clear to me I need to stop getting on the line while still in bed lest I be exposed to so much great news so early in my day. I haven’t even brushed my…

Fountains are not the new jungle gym

Today is day four of January blog a day. Topic: Pet peeve. All I really need to post is this: Top five reasons when kids (and apparently, adults) play in fountains is my pet-peeve: 1. Dirty. 2. This isn’t a water park. 3. Many of…

Better than the Grammys

Most people have cooler Friday nights than I do. I like to stay up late and Google things. Tonight I learned that all the hurricanes have already been named through 2017, which seems a little presumptuous. This is kind of a big deal to me…

Runaway dog and iDepression

My dog ran away yesterday. Except it was my iPhone and not my dog. And replace “ran away” with “got lost.” Except iPhones are not known to lose themselves. So I’ll tell you that I misplaced it. Actually, I forgot it. But really, I’ll confess…

Hedren Household: Talerico steps down, Hedren appointed CEO

Former CEO Talerico steps down after suspicions of mental instability; Appointment of Hedren signals renewed leadership; Confused household roles find normalcy after years of angst UPDATE: Colin Hedren, newly appointed CEO of the Hedren Household, has made several public remarks insisting he is being underpaid…

I was victimized by marketing

If you look up the word “victim” in the people’s dictionary it says: victim: One who has encountered Chuck Norris. I would think that is quite an accurate definition because twice in two months, I have been victimized. I’ve encountered the Chuck Norris of email…