Day 19 of #Janblogaday: Superpowers.
If I could have any superpower, what would it be? EASYYYY PEASYYY — that I could eat as much as I want with zero consequences, and (the clincher) that I could actually designate one food a day to be a certain positive fuel for my body (i.e. today, fettuccine alfredo will make me a faster runner. The more fettuccine I eat, the faster I become.)
While I can see how this superpower does make me out to be a glutton and a slob, I feel that this is the perfect superpower because you can really never abuse it since your one-food-a-day designation actually runs out within one day. So I won’t be like the fastest runner in the world — but if I decide to dabble in Olympic medal-ing, I shall. And weight-watchers is soooo going to ask me to star in their next campaign. Jennifer Hudson can’t eat whatever she wants.
P.S. If you want to share an apple juice or ride on the merry-go-round with any of my superpowerful friends below, just let me know 🙂
P.P.S. Ryder told me on Christmas night (when we asked him to come eat dinner) that “Wolverine doesn’t eat.” Guess that means him and I don’t share the same passion for food.
Batman pic here
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More from #Janblogaday: Day 1: New… year, new resolution. Day 2: Two… things you should never say to your partner. Day 3: Bucket list… of (some un)realistic wishes. Day 4: Pet peeve… fountains are not the new jungle gym. Day 5: Fear not, even if I am a little crazy. Day 6: Embarrassment: Lindsey – 1, Dad – 4. Day 7: The shoe horoscope. Day 8: A little honesty. Day 9: Made with love: Wintery Instagram jam. Day 10: Grandma took my room, so I took her pajamas. Day 11: A husband confession. Day 12: Haiti changed me. Day 13: Top ten ‘why not’ finds at Walmart. Day 14: Guess that food. Day 15: A hug-free, dent-free left-hand side of the road. Day 16: I’m getting my own tube. Day 17: This is your brain on bacon. Day 18: Dear newly-wed. Tomorrow day 19: Beautiful.
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