Runaway dog and iDepression

My dog ran away yesterday. Except it was my iPhone and not my dog. And replace “ran away” with “got lost.” Except iPhones are not known to lose themselves. So I’ll tell you that I misplaced it. Actually, I forgot it. But really, I’ll confess…

blog lately – v3, i7

117 drafts saved, this one was hiding between “Bad move, Samsung” and “40 things that make us American” — neither of which are in posting condition (because I have really strange and strict — and totally bi-polar — posting standards). I post these collections of…

Keep calm and badminton on

This is what happens when I’ve sat around the TV and computer for too long… and also what happens when I’m so dry on blogging inspiration that I feel posting one of the 112 drafts I have “saved for another” time is the best option…